This is The Citizens of Awesome, the greatest site on the internet. (Not to be confused with the best page in the universe). Many in today's troubled world have found themselves lacking in awesome. Perhaps you find yourself in that very situation. We're here to look down on you. Thanks for helping.

Perhaps you're asking, "what's the point of this site?" or, "what do you plan to do?" Those are stupid questions. What you should be asking is, "How did you manage to make this place so awesome?" or something else expressing similar awe at us. We still won't answer you. That's what makes this place awesome. And no, that wasn't the answer.

Perhaps you've noticed that there are 3 categories at the top (If you thought there were four categories, you're retarded. "Latest" just amalgamates all of them into one.). They are "Posts," "Comics," and "Internet Broadcasts." You've probably heard hippies and corporate tools refer to these things as "Podcasts" before. We call it like it is. You might think that we plan to post stuff in all three categories on a regular basis. Frankly, given your poor track record so far, I really don't know why you're still making assumptions, but whatever; you're still wrong. Again, thanks for your help.

Anyway, this is The Citizens of Awesome.

Contributors:
Cometgreen
Dragoon
KG
Mr. Less
Watson

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