Today, a cinematic masterpiece has been unleashed upon the unknowing masses.

A film of incredible depth and power.

A film that'll shatter the very foundations of filmmaking as we know it, and civilization itself. It'll unite the world under it's glorious and bountiful majesty.

The reviews have been glowing. Movie critics everywhere have been worshiping this wonderful piece of cinematic bliss:

"This is why the terrorists hate us."~Nathan Rabin

"I suspect 8-year-old girls will like it just fine."~Chris Hewitt

"Wow, is this movie mind-numblingly vapid and shrill."~Christy Lemire

"The dialogue is stupid, the plot is stupid, and unfortunately, the stars are as brainless as their plastic counterparts. This is girl power?"~Dezhda Mountz

"There isn't a moment of truth or perception in its miserable 98 minutes; this film's view of high school is so skewed from reality and so insulting in its contempt that it's almost scary to think preteen girls would fall for it."~Joshua Tyler

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken."~The Colonel

With a staggering, record-breaking rating of 07% on rottentomatoes.com, this film will surely stand it's own against other cinematic masterpieces as Citizen Kane, 2001: A Space Odyssey, and Kangaroo Jack.

Incase you haven't figured it out already, I am talking about none other than...

BRATZ: THE MOVIE

OMG!

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