Okay, I'm SOO glad that Dragoon brought up Barry Bonds. WHAT a hottie. Keep up with the steroids, cutie. I think baseball is, like, a total bore, but some of the players completely make it worthwhile. Barry Bonds is, like, the best at that. I know he's kinda old, but at least he's not FAT like other players in their 40's. I mean, Roger Clemens? Ya, he's got 7 Cy Young Awards and all, but lose the freaking potbelly, ALRIGHT?

You know what though? My parents are, like, so against the idea of me being into black athletes. They're so racist. They just don't get the modern world that we live in. I mean, they won't even buy me a car. LAME. This is, like, the 20th century, people. Get. With. IT. Ugh.

Yeah, so I know it'd be risky dating him 'cause he might, like, rob me or something, and he's probably a drug dealer slash seller, but I can't help myself. He's been hitting home runs with my heart for too long.

Yeah, but enough about cutie-pie Barry. You're probably don't even care about that now that I've spilled the beans on my car problem, and my lamo parents. I don't even get it, cause Katie Tarson at school totally has this hardcore BMW that her parents bought her, and she's a total SLUT. I mean, I SO deserve a better car than her. How will I ever woo Barrie Boy with a freaking BICYCLE? UGH.

Those people in Africa have NO idea how bad I have it!

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