Well folks, the Septemberfest backlash has already begun. I just got an email from the State Department this morning:

Hey Citizens of "Awesome," WTF is with this Septemberfest thing?!? I thought we were done with this stupid festival last year! You guys are more like the Citizens of DOUCHELAND!

Hugs and Kisses,

Colon POWell!

And so, due to pressure from the American government, it looks like this will be the last Septemberfest. We hope that the following video will inspire you to reflect upon the magic of the season and make the best of this year's festivities, as we say goodbye to an old friend.

We don't judge your tears.

/parrot

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