I Am A Republican
And the world shuddered
Posted by "Pompous" Cometgreen on October 11, 2007 at 11:13 pm
It's happened, my friends. I am now a registered Republican in the State of New York. Pray for me.

Not that I'm religious (atheist, in fact), but it's something I have to say now. I also feel a sudden and inexplicable hatred of Hillary Clinton. Not only that, I'm compelled to make lame insults, so I should say Hitlery Clinton!

So, if you'll excuse me, I have to go string up some homos. Homo-Demorats, that is!

Comments:

Dub
TCOTY
 Posted on October 12, 2007 at 1:03 am  
Oh, great. Po-lie-tical discussion and opinions? You idealistic youngsters, always thinking that things matter.
Cometgreen
Pompous
 Posted on October 12, 2007 at 2:09 am  
Well excuse us for having a government, Canadian swine!
RevMen
So much better than Albania
 Posted on October 12, 2007 at 3:31 pm  
So you left the Puppy Sponsored Freedom and Liberty Party?
Cometgreen
Pompous
 Posted on October 13, 2007 at 4:35 pm  
I didn't leave the Puppy Sponsored Freedom and Liberty Party; the Puppy Sponsored Freedom and Liberty Party left me!
Mr. Less
Sarcastic Little Sh*t
 Posted on October 14, 2007 at 3:20 pm  
We never leave ANYONE behind. LETS GO TEACH THOSE GERMANS A LESSON!