Hello friends. This is Dragoon, and I'm here in Beijing to live-blog the Olympics for The Citizens of Awesome. Unfortunately, I forgot my glasses at home and thus I can't see anything that's happening. I think Michael Phelps has won 8 marathons, or something like that.

So instead, I've decided to steal the novel idea of doing one of my Sunday Broadcasts. Comet and I intend to take turns offering a new broadcast every week from now on. I think our contrasting styles could possibly keep things interesting, although it's a stretch!

And if you're wondering whose film I am either lambasting or lauding with praise, the answer is... NOT APPLICABLE. I decided to take the Sunday Broadcast in a non-brickfilmcentric direction for the first time.

Not to mention the the psychological damage the lice might experience!

HA!

Alright, I'm on Wikipedia. My objective is to click Random Article until I find something that I could imagine anyone actually caring about.

6:15 PM

I've completed my first clicking of Random Article. The result was "Shillingstone Quarry," a one line article about a "Geological Site of Special Scientific Interest" in Dorset, England. It is 8.13 hectares, in case you were wondering. Let us continue...

6:19 PM

Alright, after only three clicks, I would say that my mission was accomplished. On the second click I got an article about US Ranger body armor, which seemed at first like it was interesting, but upon actually reading it I learned that it in fact wasn't. But one more click brought me to "Treatment of Human Head Lice," an article complete with a lengthy list of lice treatments, treatments that should be avoided at all costs, and this painting.

Join me next time for another exciting episode of "How many times can I click 'Random Article' on Wikipedia before I find something interesting!" And remember, it is not recommended that children's heads be shaved for prevention or control of lice due to the psychological damage children might experience!