A Brief History of Ashley

Hey, so I'm Ashley. My favourite things are bubble gum, boys, and juicy celebrity gossip! My best friend, like, ever is Karie-Anne. We have SOOOO much fun together ; )

Anyway, I'm REALLY exited to be here, and I hope you're gonna love me too!!!




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A Poem for Adam
From my lit 2 class
Posted by "your new BFF" Ashley on September 20, 2007 at 8:41 pm
It drips like frost
Blood flowing from the veins
The clock ticks like death
Until all that is left to see
Is the flashing of music

The kittens cry out for milk
As tears shower the world
And we all drink grape juice

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Ashley sees the BOURNE ultimatum!!
From the "OMG!" Department
Posted by "your new BFF" Ashley on August 15, 2007 at 11:43 pm
So, like, today I was going to see HAIRSPRAY(AWESOME movie, but that John Travolta chick kinda looked like a dude lol) for the fifth time, but they, like, totally stopped showing it at my theatre! Omg. So, I decided to see this flick called THE BOURNE ULTIMATUM.

The plot and action were like really really good. I HATED Julia Stiles hair though, UGH! She's in desparate need for a MAKEOVER. I def need to check out the two sequels to this movie!!

Matt Damon(TOTAL HOTTIE, except for his fugly nose) was like, really good as Jason(don't remember his last name lol), but I think Shia LaHUNK would have been better in the role. OMG I loved LaCutie in EVen Stevens, that was like my favorite show EVER! It was even better than High School Musical(well almost lol)! :D
I can't WAIT till High School Musical 2! Zac Efron=total hottie!!


Back off ladies he's MINE!

Well I'm going to listen to some Hillary Duff!! Buh bye! :)

-Ashley OUT

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OMG I Totally Agree with Dragoon
Barry Bonds is SUCH a Hottie.
Posted by "your new BFF" Ashley on August 9, 2007 at 12:16 am
Okay, I'm SOO glad that Dragoon brought up Barry Bonds. WHAT a hottie. Keep up with the steroids, cutie. I think baseball is, like, a total bore, but some of the players completely make it worthwhile. Barry Bonds is, like, the best at that. I know he's kinda old, but at least he's not FAT like other players in their 40's. I mean, Roger Clemens? Ya, he's got 7 Cy Young Awards and all, but lose the freaking potbelly, ALRIGHT?

You know what though? My parents are, like, so against the idea of me being into black athletes. They're so racist. They just don't get the modern world that we live in. I mean, they won't even buy me a car. LAME. This is, like, the 20th century, people. Get. With. IT. Ugh.

Yeah, so I know it'd be risky dating him 'cause he might, like, rob me or something, and he's probably a drug dealer slash seller, but I can't help myself. He's been hitting home runs with my heart for too long.

Yeah, but enough about cutie-pie Barry. You're probably don't even care about that now that I've spilled the beans on my car problem, and my lamo parents. I don't even get it, cause Katie Tarson at school totally has this hardcore BMW that her parents bought her, and she's a total SLUT. I mean, I SO deserve a better car than her. How will I ever woo Barrie Boy with a freaking BICYCLE? UGH.

Those people in Africa have NO idea how bad I have it!

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